Dear Spam Comments,
I do not need you in my life. Sorry. While it may be helpful to some people, I do not need to read a three paragraph comment about Vitamin D. Nor do I need to know who gave humans feet and what shoes that person wanted us to wear. Because: I don’t care. Sorry. Short spam comments, I know you are trying to trick me by being the same length as a real comment. Nice try, but I can see right through you and your “cool advertising website”. Spam Comments, I understand that you feel like you have to at least try. You must feel that life is pointless unless you leave a comment about toothpaste on every blog you can find. Or maybe you feel like the only way to get your artistic voice heard is to leave a veerrry looonng comment that is all gibberish. I’m sorry, but I just don’t appreciate that kind of poetry. Spam Comments, I know it hurts when someone pulls the plug and clicks “delete permanently”. It’s just in our nature not to like you. Sorry.
Please Go Away,